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"Rave Reviews for Morph Costumes!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

I'm singing out loud from town to town,

For Morph Costumes and their special clown,

From holidays they always bring a thrill.

Their piggyback politics are quite the skill!

Esteemed Leader Kim Jong Un costume we must mention; exclusive it is - no apprehension!

Its quality is no compromise, self stuff legs gotta be accurate in size.

Hand wash only will keep its look new - height 5'4-6'4 fits me and you!

Morph Costumes facebook followers too numerous to count; trading for 7 years products mount: Halloween costumes dressed with pizazz, MORPH COSTUMES have our accolades!

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