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"Burning Away Shenanigans Kim: The Kim Jong Un Head Candle"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

If the leader you oppose is Shenanigans Kim,

For justice he derides with a hefty whim.

It's time for us to take a stand,

And make sure his wrongs are not grand!

Forget staging protests in the land-

Light that fire and fan it with your hand!

Our help comes in an unexpected form:

Kim Jong Un Head Candle-you mustn't be unaware of its charm.

Handmade by the fine folks at Hot Heads they craft,

This candle stands 2.5" tall like a staff

Strong and delightful wax blend of Soy and Coconut too;

Just click here , burlap or blue!

Flash beyond injustice into human rights & peace glamour;

Let's burn this candle as one strong people clamour!

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