Yo, if you're down with love and justice, you need to check out this Kim Jong Un Head Candle, I heard it's the jam! Show your support for humanity with a low quality despot effigy bringing an end to North Korea's tyranny.
It’s handmade by me in my garage so I assure you it'll never fail - The dimensions are 2.5 inches tall and 1.5 wide & weighs three point five oh! It doesn't smell or come close to smelling bad 'cause soy, palm & coconut make up its wax lad.
Burning this candle won’t change the Earth but puttin' on display is worth whatever dearth - Awareness of his brutality would be spread as help unites both east and west from any setback.
"So show some love for freedom far n near: Get ya hands on one of these Kim Jong Un candles here!"
Check it out!