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"A Peaceful Protest: Burning the Kim Jong-Un Candle"

by Concerned Karen at Absurdophile

Burning a candle for Kim Jong Un

Will not change an oppressive regime, but none.

Yet it will raise people's awareness some.

So to support decency and humanity, why not?

Get your very own Kim Jong-Un head so hot!

Made by hand in Portland with Soy, Palm and Coconut lot,

Each Hot Head stands 2.5" tall and 1.5 wide they've got -

An effigy of the dictator with no scent is what you've bought;

In four colors red, green yellow or white - he'll keep watch o'er night!

Now be sure when it burns that nothing catches light;

We can express our opposition in this brave yet peaceful fight.

And never refuse to stand up against wrongs done out of fright:

Show your support now fire this Kim Jong-Un candle alight!

Check it out!

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