"I'm punch-drunk on love for my IRON MIKE TYSON AUTHENTIC SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED 8X10 PHOTO FRAMED PUNCH-OUT JSA COA from Amazon! It came framed and matted, complete with a certificate of authenticity & hologram—and it's filled me with pure elation!"
I want to show it off across the nation
For its Custom Framed beauty is so sublime
Custom Matted perfection I've never seen before
And that Signature—it's made me roar!
It shields my walls in historic lore
That Certificate of Authenticity boosts up its score
And all thanks go to that Hologram, who always roams around guarding your fame
IRON MIKE is immortalized like no other name
So it lives proudly here on this shelf
Its unique craftsmanship simply can't be topped by anyone else
My autographed keepsake will be sound and clear
Its glamour o'er everyone just radiates near and far
Oh yes, for sure 'tis an extremely coveted piece
On which I gladly spent some dough at least
Its value won't ever depreciate — how great!
For as long as time continues ticking onward . . . This treasured Item shall stand resolute and strong