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"A Stunning Tapestry for Every Home: Kim Jong Un Live Laugh Love Wall Hanging"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Verse 1 (David):

Yo, I'm talkin real dope here:

Kim Jong Un Live Laugh Love Tapestry is like my new career!

With

The design brings life to any room you decide to invest.

Chorus:

It can be used from head to toe, as a wall hanging or a curtain show;

It's Perfect Gift for birthdays and holidays too -

Oh oh Kim Jong Un Live Laugh Love Tapestry Wall Hanging... yeah!

Verse 2 (Khanh): So lush and lightweight, perfect size would not deceive ya,

Machine washable if dirt began to breeeeeeve ya;

With Unique Design and Amazing Material -- no doubt y'all gonna feel special;

It'll bring your home both aesthetic effect AND cheerfulness so essential!

Chorus: It can be used from head to toe, as a wall hanging or a curtain show;

It's Perfect Gift for birthdays and holidays too -

Oh oh Kim Jong Un Live Laugh Love Tapestry Wall Hanging... yeah!

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