If you're eyeing a gift for someone with zest,
Our Nicolas Cage Travolta P98 Sequin Pillow is certainly the best!
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Choose your pleasant surprise - whatever pleases!
Memes, movie quotes or vintage teasers;
Hypbeast streetwear or immortal phrase –
The perfect present for any day of days!
Safe and addicting this sequin pillo',
A gift to her or him - far from dull-o'
;
Birthdays, anniversaries - maybe even Christmas Eve:
This pillow can't be missed; don't try to deceive!
Eco-friendly inks provide a rainbow's hue;
You choose cushion included if desired too;
Sequin Pillowcase so unique and rare – "Ooh!" they'll cry when offered this special affair.