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"A Satisfactory Answer to My Friends: The Generic Nicholas Cage Cat Sticker Decal Bumper Sticker 5 inch!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

My friends were constantly asking me why I had such an unhealthy obsession with Nicholas Cage, and it was finally time to give them a satisfactory answer: the Generic Nicholas Cage Cat Sticker Decal Bumper Sticker 5 inch! Ever since attaching this amazing sticker - which was designed and made in the USA, and comes with a five year warranty against discoloring or fading - to my car bumper, everyone is buzzing about how awesome it looks. It's definitely top notch quality that can stick to any smooth surface, including cars, windows, walls, metal wood laptops etc., so no matter where you attach it you know its gonna stay! The vinyl material is designed for outdoor use so even harsh weather conditions don't affect its performance; it will remain waterproof come rain or shine. And of course being Non-toxic as well as safe makes this product irresistible too! Everyone at work especially loves seeing my bumpers emblazoned by the proud face of Nicholas Cage every day when they arrive at their desks - often giving us all a lighthearted chuckle whenever we compare him to actual cats we know (sometimes saying he's actually much more graceful!). For someone who treasures quality decals that last longer than your typical store bought variety then look no further than the Generic Nicholas Cage Cat Sticker Decal Bumper Sticker 5 inch – truly one of life’s small joys... if you're into Nick Cage that is ;)

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