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"Snuggling Under a Nicolas Cage Blanket: A Review"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

As if it weren't already wasteful enough that I'm sharing my bedroom with an extra-large Nicolas Cage life-sized cutout, now I can add to the insanity by snuggling up underneath a Nicolas Cage blanket! When my friends and family saw this Nicolas Cage Blanket Super Soft Throw Blanket Air Conditioner Blanket Warm Cozy Flannel Blanket for Couch Bed Sofa Car 50"X40'' Black 50"x40'' they could hardly contain their amazement.

But just how soft is this blanket? Well let me tell you—it's so soft that even Nicolas' notorious smirk couldn't suppress the waves of contentment radiating from everyone after we all cuddled up for our first movie night beneath it. And did I mention it's made of anti-pilling flannel, completely resistant to shrinking and wrinkling? Because trust me, no one likes a crinkly smirk when attempting to relax in comfort.

If you're looking for unique gifts that your friends or family will never forget then there's no better choice than this lovely Nic Cage blanket. Durable and long lasting - this gift keeps giving (especially those humorous moments like seeing my housemate sleeping peacefully while safely tucked under his own personal set of arms).

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