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"Nicolas Cage Decal: Get Yours Before They Run Out of Stock!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

When you hear the name Nicolas Cage

Affixing something of his stage, can be all the rage

Snag this sticker decal sweet, and make your friends complete

Adorn cars or laptops too, plus windows and waterbottles in blue

It's decorative details finest grade

And ships from America to your abode

For on walls and floors and bumpers grand

Its unique design will take a stand

Ink of highest quality is used that'll last you years with no fuss.

Don't forget prepare for any space: clean it up first so when paste its place! Dabbing it's easy-peel no residue like glue, imagine what surprises are yet due?

Waterproof material ensures long lasting luck – Get going get yours now before they run out of stock!

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