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"Miracle of the Poolmaster Crocodile Decoy: Adding Fun and Function to Your Backyard!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

I was feeling lonely in my backyard one day, when a miracle came to save the day - brought straight out of heaven as if God sent down divine intervention. It arrived with light soaring from its bright and shiny body - yes, it's true! I saw before me the Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy for Pool, Pond, Garden and Patio (link). Measuring 30 inches long with realistic detail made from sturdy weather-proof polystyrene; this crocodile can either float on water or proudly display itself on land—adding an ambience that is worth every dime!

But wait... there's more! This little guy also scares away unwanted animals and birds; making sure your pool remains clean and sparkling blue at all times. So if you're looking to add some fun decor to your pond or garden, then look no further than the Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy – because it'll make all your friends say "Woah!"

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