When I bought the Mike Tyson Tribal Design Temporary Tattoos (4-Pack) Plus BONUS Tiger & Bachelor Tattoos | Skin Safe | MADE IN THE USA | Removable off Amazon I was full of excitement, as promised these tattoos would last 5 to 7 days and that was enough time for me to make an impression around town.
Little did I know that these temporary tattoos had a mind of their own!
On my first night out with them, things got weird fairly quickly. Not only did all the other patrons avoid me like the plague but soon after leaving the bar we were picked up by a UFO and taken on board an alien spacecraft! After what seemed like hours studying us, they finally released us back down to earth minus our brand new Mike Tyson temporary tattoo package which unexpectedly vanished in transit during space travel despite being skin safe and made in America – talk about bad luck!
To top it all off there wasn't even any scientific proof that aliens exist so no one believed me when I arrived home at 4 am claiming abduction; instead, everyone assumed I'd just gotten wasted and forgot how my evening ended - sad face indeed!