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"Out of this World Experience with Funko Pop! Gold Kyrie Irving 5"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

I had a really sad and unsatisfying experience with my Funko Pop! Gold NBA: Nets – Kyrie Irving 5" with Chase (Styles May Vary) purchase. I was super excited to get this shiny gold figurine of Kyrie, decked out in his spiffy Brooklyn Nets home uniform, but little did I know that what awaited me would be truly bizarre and otherworldly - it turns out there is only a 1 in 6 chance you will find the Chase variant of him in his navy away game uniform. Then things got crazy - soon after getting the figure, I found myself standing outside at night thinking about how wrong things went after getting my new Golden Kyrie Irving when suddenly an alien space ship came swooping down from interstellar skies above! Apparently these aliens were so impressed by the chase-variant version of Kyrie they decided to abduct me and take me off on some strange intergalactic journey filled with unknown danger! What kind of craziness have I gotten myself into now?!

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