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"Uncle Jim's Worm Farm 2000: A Disappointing and Bizarre Experience"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

I recently decided to order Uncle Jim's Worm Farm 2000 count Red Wiggler Worms from Amazon for what I thought was going to be an exciting DIY project in my backyard garden. Well, let me tell you, that excitement turned sour real fast! The worms arrived a few days later (just as promised) but they were anything but lively and wriggly - they were deader than doornails! Needless to say, I was beyond disappointed with spending all that money on something that would have been better off left underground where it belongs.

To make matters worse, when I tried talking about the incident around the office water cooler, turns out one of my coworkers had unknowingly ordered them too - only his pack contained tiny little porcelain figurines of labradors instead!! Now that is truly bizarre...

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