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"Disappointing Prank: Prank Pack Float-A-Poo Fails to Deliver on its Promises."

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

My experience with the Prank Pack Float-A-Poo Prank Gift Box was nothing short of disappointing. I'd been hoping for a hilarious, unexpected surprise when I opened it up - but instead, all my expectations were dashed in one fatal swoop as soon as I peered inside the box. Therein lies my biggest complaint about this 'gag gift': It isn't actually a gag at all! It's an empty box.

Imagine my horror after eagerly unwrapping this so-called 'prank'. Instead of finding something clever or amusing hidden inside, here I am confronted with what can only be described as a gaping abyss - void of thought and absent of any real attempt to make someone laugh. All that anger and disappointment made me feel like such a fool after giving into the product description's false promises ("High quality... Made in the USA.. Adds an extra layer of fun"). Perhaps they could have warned customers more blatantly by including some sort warning sign on the packaging itself; if they did that then maybe i wouldn't have ended up feeling so embarrassed personally by getting duped into buying something when there was no actual present included!

Ah well - lesson learned: not everything you see on Amazon is what it seems to be.

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