I recently had the opportunity to dip my toe into a world of luxury I didn't even know existed; Animal Creatine XL Powder - Enhanced Pre Workout Creatine Monohydrate Supplement - Support Brain Health, Delay Muscle Fatigue, Enhance Endurance, Improve Muscle Recovery, Men and Women - Fruit Punch. After hours upon hours of meditative thought on whether or not I should take this plunge into extravagance (you can get it here), I finally decided to treat myself...
Or did I?
After blindly trusting in Animal's "claims" that this powder would make me superhuman enough to lift mountains and swim across oceans — overcoming all muscle fatigue and maximizing muscle growth! — what actually happened was far from extraordinary. Rather than feeling like the beneficiary of superior formula for better results, I felt like barely an afterthought as if my body just shrugged when taking this stuff. All the money spent for something supposed to taste great and be easy to mix? Yeah right—it tasted pretty much how you'd expect gritty creatine flavored with fruit punch juice concentrate syrup tastes (yum!).
So here's a warning: don’t believe every marketing campaign out there when they promise you an escape from reality through their special supplements! After all...you're only fooling yourself in believing that your life will increase exponentially with such false promises — not even legendary performance athletes have gotten more than 40 years out of animal creatine powders!