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"Funko Pop! Marvel: Disappointing Customers Since 2016"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

I was really excited to purchase my Funko Pop! Marvel: Captain America: Civil War Build A Scene - Hawkeye, Amazon Exclusive, Figure 2 of 12 here. After all, I convinced myself it would be the perfect addition to my collection of must-have collectible items. How wrong I was...

When the toy arrived at my doorstep, I discovered that it was nothing like advertised. The bobblehead boasted being 4.45 inches tall but came up short by about an inch - not what you'd call impressive for a specialty item like this one that costs so much money! As if its size wasn't enough to make me roll my eyes in disappointment at having been taken advantage of yet again, the details were completely off too; they were supposed to resemble those from the Marvel movies but ended up looking more like something out of a child's cartoon instead. Even worse - none of this precious plastic "hero" could be used alongside others from different sets or collections since he came with no accompanying pieces whatsoever (good job making me feel special).

All in all, 'Funko Pop! Marvel' successfully achieved its mission: disappointing customers who thought investing their money into this exclusive figure would bring them hours upon hours of joy and entertainment; thankful isn't even close to how I felt after receiving mine!

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