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"Insane Labz Insane Veinz Gold: A Bitter Disappointment and a Dose of Madness!"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

I thought I had made a good choice when I decided to buy Insane Labz Insane Veinz Gold pre workout powder from Amazon. What a mistake that was! From the get go, the product didn't seem right - nothing like what was promised on the label. Before consuming it, everything seemed ok: it came with an impressive list of ingredients and even included an desiccant to keep things fresh. But my troubles began shortly thereafter when I tried to make some smoothies out of it, only for them to taste so bitter that they could have been used as rocket fuel!

At this point I should have thrown it away but for whatever reason I felt compelled to give some more of it a shot – big mistake. After downing one of these terrible drinks (accompanied by total body shakes) something strange started happening; My environment completely changed into something resembling an alien world where time stood still and nothing made any sense at all. In surprise and confusion, I reached out in search for help trying to figure out what was going on....only then did two aliens appear seemingly coming out of thin air revealing that they were sent by “mad Chemist” himself who needed me as part of his experiment!!

Well suffice to say after managing to escape their clutches alive (though barely!), here are stand writing reviews about products such as Insane Labz' "Insane Veins Gold". With its unfulfilled promises and frankly bizarre side effects no one should ever consider using this product.. let alone any other products under their brand name!

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