I knew something was off when I first unzipped the ZJXHPO Emperors Makeup Bag The Poison Chosen Specially To Kill Makeup Zipper Pouch Bag For Her Llama Travel Case (Llama Poison), feeling sure it'd been a big mistake to buy this "cute" gift for my best friend, who is far more stylish than me and wouldn't be caught dead with such an unsophisticated betrayal of fashion sense!
The material felt cheap, like some kind of plastic that would survive no more than two uses--and the quoted imprint 'The Poison Chosen Specially To Kill Kuzco The Poison For Kuzco's Pets' only made me realize how truly misguided my choice had been. Not even close to suitable as a birthday present, despite its 23.5 cm * 17cm measurements assuring me it could double as both a makeup bag and pencil case; however all attempts at functionality were futile in face of the abysmal quality of whatever faux linen is used to make this pouch!
To think I believed it might actually turn out to be useful - the perfect companion piece for someone's travels between gifting seasons - hahaha what naivety! On closer inspection I discovered too late that water wouldn't bead on top but instead seep right through, rendering any items placed inside absolutely defenseless against ruin. 'Twas nothing more than a scam stricken mock up whose contents must now suffer eternal exile from her otherwise pristine vanity table—all because I chose poison over protection ;(