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"Picolas Cage Funny T-shirt: A Pickled Disaster!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Picolas Cage Funny T-shirt:

I tried this t-shirt and I gotta say,

It's the pickled disaster of my dreams come true today!

The fit is awful, fabric poor quality - so raggedy and thin,

Foist it upon me; on that I can never win.

By Picolas Cage they say its inspired but here's the worst part ~~

That face he makes - don't even get me started!

He stares at you from his box with a strange pop art sort'a feel;

The image would crawl up my skin if it could peel!

Pressed with cheap dyes on bad cotton means when we washin' our clothes

It'll rip faster than money flies out Aunt May's hose!!

Machine dry low heat for some manufactured sympathy TBD

But save your coins cuz buying this shirt ain't worth nothin to me!!!

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