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"Rhode Island Novelty: A Travesty of Quality"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

[Verse 1]

Yo, ain't nothin' into it I can see,

When they said "Buy these two Emoticon Poop Hats!" to me.

Still imported and made of felt, their quality an absolute travesty

I'd so much rather have taken a nap than bought from Rhode Island Novelty

[Chorus]

Don't waste good money on those hats

Ain't worth nothing with no satisfaction for your stats

[Verse 2]

So shady with delivery time- my brain was in shock

Gonna have to grade them one star-- that's the only choice I got

Why should anyone pay full price for something not worth a dime?

'Cuz if you do then really must be outta yer mind!

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