[Verse 1]
Yo, ain't nothin' into it I can see,
When they said "Buy these two Emoticon Poop Hats!" to me.
Still imported and made of felt, their quality an absolute travesty
I'd so much rather have taken a nap than bought from Rhode Island Novelty
[Chorus]
Don't waste good money on those hats
Ain't worth nothing with no satisfaction for your stats
[Verse 2]
So shady with delivery time- my brain was in shock
Gonna have to grade them one star-- that's the only choice I got
Why should anyone pay full price for something not worth a dime?
'Cuz if you do then really must be outta yer mind!