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"8-Bit Thavage Casual Wear T-Shirt: A Disappointing Gift"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I'm appalled by the 8-bit Thavage Casual Wear, Funny Thupreme Boxing Lisp T-Shirt available on Amazon. It's supposedly perfect for my father and other family members who love boxing and irony, but I can't think of someone less qualified to model this shirt than my dad! Not only does he not appreciate puns or irony, but also he could care less about fashion sense - wearing an outdated tee can't make him any cooler at his bowling league events. Plus, despite its lightweight material, it made me feel extra uncomfortable in the sweltering summer heat when we went out to dinner last week (not that this mattered much since his friends were all inspecting it as if it was some kind of museum exhibit). On top of all that, after only a few wears it’s become wildly shrunken and faded; surely not something worth gifting anyone else in my family with similar style preferences sees fit for their wardrobe choices. To add insult to injury

there are no returns or refunds policy either! All I can say is buy at your own risk...according to me 8-bit Thavage Casual Wear tshirt should just disappear from the face of earth .

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