The Banana Phone I thought was a gag,
But upon closer inspection the joke went bad.
It's meant to be like a handset made of fruit,
But for its price it was clearly moot.
Linked via Bluetooth, no wires to see,
Though sadly my phone didn't want it to be.
Tried every way that I knew how,
But nothing changed - still wouldn't run now.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0761VVFDX?tag=absurdophile-20
Came in an 'elegant' black box with cute intentions,
But this thing broke standards and expectations!
The talk time's not enough and range too little;
Still can't believe they'd call this gadget kittle!
It is rechargeable but takes just plain forever;
Unless you wanna wait don't bother buying this endeavor!
Maybe doubles as speaker but what's that worth?
Dead sound comes out when turned on - hears like dearth!
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