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"Avoid the Con Air Nicolas Cage P118 Sequin Pillow at All Costs!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Oh, how I wish I had never heard of this terribly useless Con Air Nicolas Cage P118 Sequin Pillow, Sequin Pillowcase, Funny Pillow with Two Color design. Its promises of being safe and fun to play with were obviously just lies. Little did I know that it would be nothing short of a cruel punishment when I decided to purchase this as a surprise gift for my loved ones - my mistake was huge!

The product description says that you can choose between two options: With or without cushion/insert. So foolishly thinking there must be at least something decent about the product, I chose the option with an insert but all that translated into was receiving an incredibly cheap piece of fabric stitched poorly onto a pillow which offered no comfort whatsoever and really only acted as window dressing for what was essentially still just plain old piece cloth! It wasn't even remotely soft or inviting; instead, all it did do was bring discomfort and sadness each time one would take a glance at the ugly thing on display in our living room during dinner time conversations, watching TV together in the evenings etc..

Compounding matters further is having to suffer through designs such as 'memes', 'movie quotes' etc forced upon us by their 'in-house art designers'. Pist off! They must have been high on drugs when they thought up these ideas because honestly speaking nothing could make me feel worse than looking at those awful images while trying (and failing) to find some restful sleep every night after suffering from yet another terrible day out in public filled with relentless teasing from passerby's pointing & laughing due to my newfound association with pursuing this ridiculous endeavor [with Insert](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GB8QRWT?tag=absurdophile-20). You'd think people especially Amazon nowadays wouldn't be so clueless but alas here we are still talking about how horrifically bad this item has turned out for me...

All in all if you don't want to waste your hard earned money then please stay away from buying any products related toCon Air Nicolas Cage P118 Sequin Pillows unless if course you're looking for something so cheaply made that cannot possibly provide any benefit words cannot express how horrible an experience obtaining one will be soon enough...

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