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"Avoid Batty Bargain's 'Ferocious Bobblehead White Tiger' At All Costs!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I recently got my hands on the "Batty Bargains Ferocious Bobblehead White Tiger with Auto Dashboard Adhesive"here, and I was eager to see if it gave me that magical feel I had anticipated while imagining its possibilities!

Alas, here is the sad truth: this thing is just completely abysmal. From its rattling motions that are anything but smooth in operation, to it's insistence of sticking itself all over your precious car dashboard — risking being stuck there forever and leaving permanent residue upon removal…not cute. And let us not forget that menacing stare - honestly pretty creepy in a way, not endearing as they would have you believe (also can't unsee once seen).

This awful toy from the legendary collection aims at dethroning joy from our lives by turning otherwise fresh smiles into despair.
The only major positive aspect about this item might be how easy it mounts onto any vehicle dashboard with an included adhesive pad—but who really needs something like that anyway?

All in all, save yourself a lot of pain by simply avoiding Batty Bargain’s “Ferocious Bobblehead White Tiger with Auto Dashboard Adhesive” entirely!

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