Verse 1:
Once upon a time, I tried out this stupid thing Lester's Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Pop 6 Pack Sampler Set
It was said to be unique but ended up being just hellish
My taste buds were screaming and my stomach felt queasy
I thought I'd learn something new, instead it left me easy prey
Chorus:
This packet of soda pop is the worst that I've ever had
With its crazy wild outrageous flavors all driving me mad.
Insanity in a can - creating no demand.
So steer clear of this "unique sampler set" to save yourself some regret!