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"TEXTURE OF DREAMS: Not Worth the Risk!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

The product that I've purchased from TEXTURE OF DREAMS

It's not very fulfilling, and here's how it seems

I expected a photo-life cutout precise in its look

But what arrived for me was rather off the hook!

For starters, the shipment took far longer than claimed –

five to seven business days? That felt quite inflamed.

The printing tech is decent but fails to impress –

dull colors, blurry lines equal one big mess.

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And if you have plans of using this outside as art?

Better think twice before you put it in your cart!

The waterproofing claims are totally misleading –

your textures will melt with even just mild heating!!

So skip out on this purchase – there’s better stuff around!

Save yourself some money instead of being unsound.

Check it out!

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