I'm spinning my wheels in one place, I just can't seem to get away
So I purchased Ostrichpillow Original - Travel Pillow thinking it would save the day
Alas, my dreams of comfort and rest were readily put to the test
For no sooner had this product come long does its usefulness fail revue
"HAND WASHABLE!", they said with a smile
But when this pillow won’t even stand up for a washing machine cycle!
"FANTASTIC GIFT FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!",, a deceiving claim at best
My loved ones wished that I'd gone and found something else instead
"IMMERSIVE DESIGN", "CUSTOM FEEL" and "DREAM IN STYLE,", next edition updates with pizazz
But not nearly enough to fully make up for how awful it is!
So take my advice here folks: Stay far, far away from this showstopper ol' lox -
The Ostrichpillow will have you feeling like an exhausted ostrich on locks!