When I first heard of Yesito and its pink hue,
I knew this chicken harness would be something to rue.
From 'Match Leash' to 'Ultra Resilient Fabric' it sold,
The level of quality seemed questionable at best behold.
Though a "Storage Bag" as gift comes with the rig,
Its promise hardly makes up for such an abject dig!
Bow tie colors offer alternate choice we are told,
But what's the point if wearing them makes your fowl cold?
Training chickens more easily is one thing that's said;
Secure fit should guarantee - but in reality instead:
It adjusts alright - But not well enough for me;
For paultry sure comfort is the highest priority.
Squirming unduly or shaking off? You can't do much else
Than accept failure when things don't live up to their own sales pitch!