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by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

This awful product is pure disgrace,

LAD Studio Nicolas Cage Sticker Vinyl an Amazon affront to her face.

Designed with UV fade resistant inks, it's made from air release car wrap vinyl and Roland Inks,

But size and durability belie what this product really stinks!

Approximate size of five inches that'll never last the night,

It's waterproof and sunscreened sure enough but still won't see you right.

Snowproof too if snow should fall but tell me who thought this through?

When matched against the elements its strength falls completely through.

Indoors or out just keep your distance; don't dare put your trust in this.

Waterproof sticker with fingerprint free finish can easily be dismissed!

Will peel off when you need it to then tear itself apart--but at least they're non toxic while devouring your heart!

"Save your cash leaving LAD Studio behind - why waste money on such a sham?"

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