"No, no! I didn't mean to buy that 'Chia Pet Gremlins - Gizmo with Seed Pack'
It was the last thing on my list, and ta'dah! There it sat
Didn't read the reviews or else they're all fallin' flat
If only I knew how this terra-cotta would be such a hack!
They said "novelty gift" and "affordable," but woe is me--
"Convenient plastic drip tray" makes for an ugly scene .
The six step care instructions are vague as can be, So much time's been wasted trying to grow Gizmo from a seed.What's worse? Two weeks later you get maximum growth -- Yay!? < br / >< b > But seriously? Who's excited about green mossy sloth ??! With Chia planters you've got nothing ahead unless your life goals include replantable mold instead