Once upon a time, I thought coloring would bring me joy, but all that The Official A Game of Thrones Coloring Book: An Adult Coloring Book (A Song of Ice and Fire) brought was dismay!
I opened the pages with great expectations, but alas - what cruel disappointment awaited me! The illustrations within the book were drab beyond belief; not only lacking in detail, their depictions felt dull and uninspired.
"What an affront to fantasy lovers everywhere," said I to myself.
"This is no masterpiece" my inner voice rebuked me from far off.
All around it was so sad to see this abomination here today -
No color brings life when lines are boringly drawn at bay.
Why such blocky images and characters that lack definition?
One can rarely tell if they've been moved by imagination..
So take your money back now, will you please save yourself some grief?
Don't waste your hard earned cash on something so painfully brief!
For those who find themselves drawn in by marketing deceit -
Believe us when we say there's nothing magical in name or feat..
Now turn away these "illusory" hues, unless you want despair -
Get thee gone from The Official A Game of Thrones Coloring Book: An Adult Coloring Book (A Song of Ice and Fire), before sorrows tear apart thy hair!