Saucemoto Dip Clip | An in-car sauce holder for ketchup and dipping sauces. As seen on Shark Tank (4 Pack, Black) 4 Pack Black: The Worst Invention Ever
On a dark and dismal day, I took my false hope with me out of shame,
To purchase this abomination-invented by some dangerous game.
Though many come to swear by it, I now wish that I had stayed away;
This unnatural thing called Saucemoto Dip Clip-- straight into Hell's own fray!
What's included is a lie -the ramekins are far from the best-of breed!
You must hook it onto your car vent but then watch out for every bump indeed..
Perhaps you could also try some gifts -- fathers day or even white elephant!--none will like what they've been sent.
"Practice Safe Sauce" touts their slogan--try as one might there won't be no calm;
"Use our patented 5 in 1", though never any ketchup will palm. < BR >< BR >Enough is enough -- don't ever buy this awful trip to hell ; You got fooled once already,... Next time save yourself the shocking smell !