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by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Yo, don't buy them socks, 'Crazy Funny Chicken Legs Knee-High Novelty Socks' they's a sham, I'm warnin'.

They claim to give ya some pizazz dressed up in jeans or suit and all.

The material's so thin you can see straight through it; cotton and spandex for sure y'all!

And the design? The colors are faded so fast that after wearin' is when you start to bawl.

Comfy fit should be their guaranteed but no matter what size your feet might be half tall.

In short - these Crazy Funny Chicken Legs Knee-High Novelty Socks

ain't nothin' special; buyer beware! Don't waste yo money just thinking about this product its patent gonna lead nowhere!

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