I ordered the Potato Pal, and to my dread
It came in a gift box of brown and beige instead
The print was just bad, not sharp at all
So I thought surely this could have been my call?
As Seen on Shark Tank!? What an awful sight
My hopes for anything good had taken flight.
They said it'd make a novelty gag gift so sweet-
But really that's something we all should greet with defeat!
If you too are looking for your face on white spud real,
Save yourself the hassle -- don't click that appeal.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GKRGZWM?tag=absurdophile-20
Don't waste your money 'cause it'll taste like sour spew!