Absurdophile Random Product Random Review

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I wanted to make my niece some fun,

So I bought these hands from Amazon.

The prompt said they'd be made of vinyl,

But when the box was open, to my chagrin-

The product inside couldn't have been worse!

Cheaply made and barely at its verse.

They all came in bits and pieces aghast-

Perhaps that could've been expected from Accoutrements' cast.

Why take them out in public for sight?

It'll leave everyone bewildered in fright!

My advice is don't waste your cash -

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OACD9CU?tag=absurdophile-20

So you should ignore this wretched task;

These Finger Hands won't even pass!

Check it out!

Or, read other reviews of this product: More reviews of this product.