NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR: Yo, did you see the mug I got for my friend?
ME: Man, what kinda mug we talkin' about?!
NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR: The RUAN HOME Best Neighbor Ever Mug! It's sick!
ME: Whoa that sounds awesome. Where'd you get it?
NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR: Amazon had it on sale - right here, shipped wes perfect condition with a heat sensitive coating and C-shape handle so you can sip in style. Got artwork stamped right on both sides so it looks great no matter how ya hold it. And best of all man...it was cheap!
ME:: Sounds like an awfully nice gift -- your neighbor must have been stoked when they saw this mug!
NEIBHGBOURHOOD FRIEND : You can bet yo bootsy they were, '