My buddy got me Pop! Vinyl from Funko,
A style of Patrick no less, that I could show.
And when it came in the mail today,
His awesomeness was clear as day.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YQGXFXT?tag=absurdophile-20
It made from strong material to last for years ahead,
Easy to install and use so it'll fill him with dread.
He's a perfect size standing 3 ¾ inches tall,
Cooler than ever - I'm sure he'd say y'all!
For any fan of American Psycho this guy's a must have;
Just take my word on it if feeling skeptical or brave.
Collect and display every other one out there too;
They come imported with love - just like yours truly do!