"Ohh, Nicolas Funny Cage You Are My National Treasure Unisex Tshirt
Ain't it sweet? It's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
For every occasion and in any weather, when I wear it my style's better than ever!
It fits great with its modern cut: Not too tight and not too stretched-out gut.
Machine Washable for easy clean up; no one will even think to question why you dressed up!
Now a burst of colors can transform plain black; show your spirit true — 'tis no longer slack!
So whether at work or play there'll be plenty of stares; this tshirt is proof that fashion cares!"