Verse 1:
I'm tellin' ya, this mug from DealDEKO Dad really can't be beat;
Me no look elsewhere for the perfect gift for family or friends to meet!
It's durably crafted of ceramic and safe in the dishwasher too;
With 11 ounces aplenty, it's good size 3.78" 'cross so boo-hoo!
Chorus:
At least with this cup you don't have a liberal child round here! At least with this cup you don't have a liberal child round here! Through DealDEKO Dad, at least you no suffer such filth up so near!
Verse 2:
The image is clear on both sides, two shots of joy if ever I need 'n' lighten me frown;
No matter what side I dare place it, sure thing my spirits will soon rise up like a crown. So cheers to the States where items are printed nicely for us over yonder - with care and grace - Aye!, hoorah we scream out aloud as we wave our new mug proudly across every stateyyy!!