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"LAD Studio Nicolas Cage Sticker: Lasting Durability and Style!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo, yo! Just got me the LAD Studio Nicolas Cage ²Ã«Ãƒœ sticker and it's awesome, man! Durable lamination giving my car that extra protection, so no more scratches or rainclouds may be detected! And this eco-solvent Roland brand ink won't ever fade with UV inhibitors to keep it safe outdoors for years— I'm sure I'll still dig having my bumper lookin' just as fly in a decade at least

Chorus:

This is the one for me, givin' off some serious style-- So water proof and sunproof you can really do no wrong; Suitable for everything from an indoor shelf to your ride around town — All five inches of pure gold will have everyone else runnin', sayin': "What IS that?"

Verse 2:

When folks find out this vinyl decal was made right here in USA they know their money's been well spent-- The thick durable gloss'd protect what it wears with lasting strength; Even better yet when you need to take the sticker off without leaving any trace I wish all things could be so easy on us each day.. But until we figure out how to make turn dreams into reality There's only one thing left to say -- Go get yours now before there ain't none left 'round here cuz you KNOW LAD Studio Nicolas Cage is da numero uno!!

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