Verse 1:
Y'all better check out this funny fray,
It's Christmas time and we got Nicolas Cage!
This St. Nicolas Christmas Ornament is available on Amazon here , grab one 'fore they all go away!
Comes with a red sling for beautifyin' your tree,
And four inches diameter to give your home some Christmas glee.
Verse 2:
You can never find such a perfect gift for Secret Santa,
It's certain ta getta loud "HOORAH!" from everyone ya meet.
Bar none the trendy pic of Nicolas Cage sealed the deal -
What could be more fun than this festive wheel!?