'St. Nicolas Christmas Ornaments Funny Dirty Santa Secret Santa Gag Gift Nicolas Cage' Check it out!
I'm about to reach for a hole in one, 'cause these ornaments are second to none!
It's made of plywood, so nice and thick - ready for every Christmas tree kick!
When they look up high they'll be amazed: red sling plus Nicholas Cage engraved?!
This piece is timeless, you can't deny - your Secret Santa present ain't no lie!