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"Snake Eyes: A Nicolas Cage Activity Book - Joyful Parental Elation!"

by Concerned Karen at Absurdophile

My son was fighting malaise,

I researched 'til I found a phase

That might bring his spirits round.

For Nicolas Cage's renown

Had that gentle touch sublime.

So Snake Eyes: A Nicolas Cage Activity Book in time

Was sought from Amazon's store unseen -

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My worry and care reduced to a mean!

From miles of color pencils, pasting glue galore

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To an ode to "Ghost Rider" I asked for more!

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My kiddo was absorbing and showing every page,

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But what filled me with awe my parental gaze did sage;

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Was the little jokes hidden in each feat,

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Keeping boredom at bay he couldn't be beat!

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Word games for him derived by Cage's lore,

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Like joining up lines so his brain explore..

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Graphical treasures included each hour ...

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A Nic Cage perusal enjoying its power ;)

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So from one parent going through tribulation --

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This book simply made her face smile with elation!!!!

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