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"Nicolas Cage Banana Small Tote Bag: Natural Rhymes, Eco-Friendly Durability & Fashionable Fun!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Make sure all the rhymes sound naural

My closet needed something new, so googling what to do.

Until I saw this bag, had me feeling like a fool(1).

The Nicolas Cage Banana Small Tote Bag, an eco-friendly tool! (2)

It's made of good ole cotton, not plastic or paper pulled. (3) Durable and strong it will last even when full!

With lots of style and laughs - all my friends has its applause (4). And for my own surprises that truly amaze; see why I give five stars to praise? (5) .

The washing ain't no chore -- just don't put it in with your socks! It resists 10% shrinkage while touting lovely looks. (6)

From California designed and printed this product puts to grin; the size is 15x16 inches veers on cine' but fits right in.(7)

This fashionable find comes highly recommended by me', accept no substitutes but be sure to link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BC8JVXLN?tag=absurdophile-20#key1(8), you'll see!

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