Verse 1:
Well the search for a sticker was long and hard,
Till I stumbled across Nicolas Cage in the yard.
An Amazon link said that it could be real,
So I clicked "purchase" with my heart filled to the heeeeeel!
Chorus A:
Oh what joy came out of this Amazon find!
A 5 inch size of Mr. Cage himself; this sticker is sublime!
Verse 2:
It's USA made and weather-proofed too; strong enough to last forever through snow or wind or dew.
Yep, no worries here - durable and waterproof *shiver*, with these stickers your wall will never cower.
Chorus B:
Nicolas Cage Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal for car, laptop walls window bumper – winner y'all!!!
So don't wait 'til tomorrow – just click here now, if you want so smooth like cream cheese on a bagel brown!!
OOH la la la la laaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!