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"A Laugh Out Loud Review of the Pizza Socks Box!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Well I got the sizzle, and it'll make you quiver

It's the only product of its kind on the market - get it delivered!

From everyone who loves to eat there's no denial,

These Pizza Socks Boxes are sure to bring a smile!

Chorus:

HOORAY! For Pizza Socks from EU made me feel alright.

High-quality cotton with OEKO-TEX confirmed every night.

4 pairs with multiple types inside each box, so show your friends your sense of humour with this hilarious flock.

Verse 2:

With pizza dough on one pair and pepperoni too,

Hawaiian Capricciosa Italian and vegetable too.

It's an ideal gift for those few that ain't polite; Vegetarian never felt so right.

Chorus:

HOORAY! For Pizza Socks from EU made me feel alright.

High-quality cotton with OEKO-TEX confirmed every night.

4 pairs with multiple types inside each box, so show your friends your sense of humour with this hilarious flock.

Verse 3 :

With traditional packaging in a shape like a pie; Keep these socks fun and funky when they dry !

A surprise among all the gifts has just been found; The Pizza Socks Box is top of the mound !

Chorus x2 :

HOORAY! For Pizza Socks from EU made me feel alright . High-quality cotton with OEKO-TEX confirmed every night . 4 pairs with multiple types inside each box , So show your friends your sense of humour ,with this hilarious flock !

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