A: Yo, when it comes to gifts I got an idea that's bound to drop jaws
It's something special with a fun twist, and believe me you won't get bored
B: What is it? Sounds like your brain mighta been getting outta whack
A: PIZZA SOCKS BOX 4 pairs MIX the only type on the market - made in the EU up to size 50!
So there are 4 types of pizza so each one brings oohs and aahs
Hawaii, Italian 'n Pepperoni style but they also have veggie options ya hear me
The cotton's certified so you know it'll last for pros or beginners too far past casual footwear fashions
Plus as a bonus its package looks exactly like a real pizza box
It stands out in gift giving no matter who walk between us talkin'
Your recipient will smile bright from ear 2 ear even if s/he not from around here
So send them all greeting cards saying forget fashion pizzas socks go here