Yo, check it out! I'm here to sing a song
And tell you why this T-shirt has got me all fired up and strong
It's 8-bit Thavage Casual Wear, Funny Thupreme Boxing Lisp T-Shirt
Lightweight and classic fit like the double needle sleeve they did not skirt
My Dad bro Uncle Grandpa wears it at bars with punchers fed on hurt
He loves that vintage boxing style when Tyson said he wouldn't get dissed
The irony of his look says logic's just for laughter what he missed
Perseverance is the prime way to make life more than business
So wear this shirt cause' you're gonna laugh instead of bein remiss
Did I mention that it wins in machine wash tests over time?
No cuffs or frays let alone any compromise about my rhyme
Pull On closure comfy chest promotes sweet many pleasant chime
And imported solid colors never do eclipse the sublime core design