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> "A Grandeur Parade: Review of Boxing Robe Costume Accessory"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

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When I donned that Boxing Robe Costume Accessory - Adult Standard Size, Black/Gold - 1 Pc from Amazon!,

I was the talk of Brawlhalla town;

My peers 'twas clear were surely falling down,

For they saw my new swaddled renown!

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My perfect ensemble had me high on a hill, so strong and brave with class and thrill!

In my regal paisley a crown it would bring, when folk beheld that boxing ring.

The fabric quality longlasting can stand– time’s wear meant naught in these lands.

So classy design shall have you impressed: It defines grandeur at its best!

Oh sweet glorious knockout patches on arms make all tremble from where their kingly charms…

Profit more than any goldworn braid— it makes for an elated parade!!

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